Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps! cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants. Here I stand before you, not behind you; to address you, not to undress you; to tell you a story I know nothing about: Christopher Cucumber sailed a snail down the Mississloppy River to reach his detention. If you don't believe this story, ask the blind man. He saw it all!

Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps bug-eyed mosquitoes and longlegged ants
I come before you to stand behind you to tell you something which I know nothing about...

Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps bowlegged mosquitos and cockeyed ants
I come before you to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about.
Last night, early this morning, an empty wagon loaded with bricks came along in front of our house in the back yard, and ran over our old dead cow and almost killed him.
We rushed her to the horsepital as slow as we could. We came home on the east side of the house, looked in the west window, and saw King Arthur sitting at the four corners of the round table eating vinegar with a fork.

Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps, cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants. I come before you to stand behind you, to tell you something I know nothing about. Next Thursday, which is Good Friday there will be a men's meeting for women only. Admission is free, pay at the door. Grab a chair and sit on the floor.
We will discuss the 4 corners of the round table.

Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps, cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants, I come before you to stand behind you to tell you of something I know nothing about. Next Thursday (which is good Friday), There will be a convention held in the women's club which is strictly for men. Admission is free, pay at the door, pull up a chair, and sit on the floor. It was a summer's day in winter, and the snow was raining fast, as a barefoot boy with shoes on, stood sitting in the grass. Oh, that bright day in the dead of night, two dead men got up to fight. Three blind men to see fairplay, forty mutes to yell "Hooray"! Back to back, they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, came and arrested those two dead boys.

Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps, cross eyed mosquitoes, and bo-legged ants. I come before you, to stand behind you, to tell you something, I know nothing about. Admission is free, pay at the door, pull up a chair, and sit on the floor.
There will be a women's tea, for men only. At this tea, we will discuss such things as:
The four corners of the round table, and how Christopher Columbus struggled across the Mississippi Ocean holding only two flags: The first flag, the flag of the star spangled banana, the second flag, the flag of indigestion. Very important speech, no need to come.
The End.

Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps, cross-eyed monkeys, and bow-legged ants.
I come before you to stand behind you, to tell you something I know nothing about.
This Thursday, which is Good Friday, there is a lady's aid meeting for fathers only.
It's absolutely free, just pay at the door, pull up a chair, and sit on the floor.
It doesn't matter where you sit, the man in the gallery is sure to spit.
Our guest announcer will gladly tell you about Christopher Columbus, who sailed the ocean blue, in a peanut shell with a hole clear through, holding in one hand the declaration of indigestion, and in the other, the Star-Spreckled Banana,
And said, "Give me Life. Or any other 25 cent magazine."

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and no i did not write this!

ttyl,

sammie